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Mae West and Dorothy Parker

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  (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. A BAR - NIGHT Mae West sits at the bar, sipping on a martini. Dorothy Parker walks in and takes a seat next to her. DOROTHY: Well, hello there, Mae. Fancy meeting you here. MAE: Well, well, well. If it isn't the woman with the quick wit and the sharp tongue. DOROTHY: And if it isn't the woman who always manages to steal the show. MAE: (laughs) You flatter me, dear. DOROTHY: So, what brings you here tonight? MAE: Just looking for a little bit of fun. DOROTHY: (smirks) And I suppose I'm not enough for you? MAE: (laughs) Oh, don't be like that, Dorothy. You know you're one of my favorite drinking companions. DOROTHY: (raises an eyebrow) And who else is on that list? MAE: Well, let's see. There's Groucho Marx, W.C. Fields, and that young upstart, Denzel Washington. DOROTHY: Denzel Washington? What on earth do you two talk about? MAE: (shrugs) Oh, you know. Politics, the weather, the latest Hollywood gossip. H...
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