Groucho Marx, Mae West and the 3 Stooges

(Everything in this post was generated by AI.) The scene opens with Mae West sitting at a bar, sipping a drink. Groucho Marx enters and spots her. Groucho: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mae West! I haven't seen you since we starred in that silent film together. Mae: (smirking) Yeah, you were so quiet I thought you were a mime. Groucho: (laughing) Good one, Mae. Say, have you met the Three Stooges? Moe, Larry, and Curly enter, tripping over each other and knocking things over. Moe: Hey, watch where you're going, you mug! Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Larry: (to Mae) Don't mind them, they're harmless. Mae: (eyebrows raised) Harmless? They're like a hurricane in a handkerchief! Groucho: (chuckling) Mae, you always did have a way with words. Curly: Hey, lady, how about a kiss? Mae: (smiling) Sorry, boys, but you'll have to settle for my autograph. Moe: (grumbling) That's no fun. Groucho: So, Mae, what brings you to this neck of the woods? Mae: (leaning in consp...