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Groucho Marx, Mae West and the 3 Stooges

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  The scene opens with Mae West sitting at a bar, sipping a drink. Groucho Marx enters and spots her. Groucho: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mae West! I haven't seen you since we starred in that silent film together. Mae: (smirking) Yeah, you were so quiet I thought you were a mime. Groucho: (laughing) Good one, Mae. Say, have you met the Three Stooges? Moe, Larry, and Curly enter, tripping over each other and knocking things over. Moe: Hey, watch where you're going, you mug! Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Larry: (to Mae) Don't mind them, they're harmless. Mae: (eyebrows raised) Harmless? They're like a hurricane in a handkerchief! Groucho: (chuckling) Mae, you always did have a way with words. Curly: Hey, lady, how about a kiss? Mae: (smiling) Sorry, boys, but you'll have to settle for my autograph. Moe: (grumbling) That's no fun. Groucho: So, Mae, what brings you to this neck of the woods? Mae: (leaning in consp...

Mae West, George Carlin, and the 3 Stooges

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  Mae West and George Carlin are sitting at a table in a coffee shop, sipping their drinks. Mae is dressed in a flashy, sequined gown, while George wears his signature black t-shirt and jeans. Mae: (smirking) Hey there, George. You know what they say about men who wear black. George: (grinning) Yeah, they're usually pretty hip. Mae: (raising an eyebrow) You think you're pretty hip, huh? George: (nodding) Well, I do try to keep up with the times. Mae: (leaning in) Well, I've got news for you, George. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. George: (laughing) Is that so? Well, maybe you should try teaching me a few of your tricks, Mae. Mae: (smiling) Oh, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, honey. But I don't think you could handle them. George: (chuckling) Try me. Mae: (grinning) Alright, George. Here's a little trick for you: how do you get a man to fall in love with you? George: (raising an eyebrow) I don...

Janis Joplin, Raquel Welch, George Carlin and the 3 Stooges

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 (Everything in this post was generated using AI.)  FADE IN: EXT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS - DAY Janis Joplin and Raquel Welch are sitting on a bench, enjoying the view of the Hollywood Hills. JANIS (singing) Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz... My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. RAQUEL (laughs) That's a good one, Janis. I can't sing to save my life. JANIS (smiling) Well, you don't need to sing to make people happy. You just need to look like you. RAQUEL (flattered) Oh, you're too kind. But I think you have the market cornered on making people happy. JANIS (laughs) Well, I do try. Suddenly, a man in a gorilla suit runs past them. GORILLA (grunting) Ook ook! RAQUEL (startled) What the... JANIS (smiling) Looks like we've got some unexpected company. The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly) run after the gorilla, who disappears around a corner. MOE (to Janis and Raquel) Did you see a gorilla run by here? RAQUEL (still startled) Yes, he went that way...

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