Scooby Doo Standup Comedy Routine

(Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT The audience is roaring with laughter as Scooby Doo takes the stage. SCOOBY DOO: (in his trademark voice) Hey, everybody, it's great to be here tonight! You know, sometimes people ask me, "Scooby, how do you stay so slim and trim?" And I tell them, "It's easy, folks. I always run from the monsters!" The audience laughs and cheers. SCOOBY DOO: You know, I've been solving mysteries for a long time now, and I've learned a few things. Like, never trust a man in a mask, especially if he's carrying a net. And if a door is locked, you should always try the knob first. The crowd erupts with laughter. SCOOBY DOO: And don't even get me started on my appetite. I eat like a horse. Or should I say, I eat like a Great Dane! (chuckles) But seriously, folks, I'm just glad I'm not allergic to Scooby Snacks. The audience chuckles. SCOOBY DOO: You know, solving mysteries can be dan...