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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  Groucho Marx, Dick Cavett and Mike Tyson were seated at the judges' table, looking on as Mae, Veronica, Hedy and Anne strutted their stuff on stage. Mae sashayed confidently in her red sequin gown, twirling her boa as she winked at the judges. Veronica followed, looking sultry in a black cocktail dress and her signature peek-a-boo hairstyle. Hedy glided gracefully in a stunning white gown, her dark hair swept up in an elegant bun. Finally, Anne took the stage in a daring pink jumpsuit, her blonde hair styled in loose waves. The judges watched in awe as the four beauties performed their talents, which included singing, dancing, and even a bit of swordplay from Hedy. As the pageant came to a close, Groucho turned to his fellow judges with a smirk. "Well, gentlemen, I think we can all agree that these ladies are truly the cream of the crop." Dick nodded in agreement, while Mike, a bit confused by the whole thing, simply grunte...

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  INT. BEAUTY PAGEANT STAGE - DAY Mae West, Veronica Lake, Hedy Lamarr and Anne Francis are on stage in their swimsuits, all vying for the title of Miss Glamour. Groucho Marx, Dick Cavett and Mike Tyson are sitting at a table as judges. GROUCHO: Welcome to the Miss Glamour pageant. Our lovely contestants today are a real knockout. And I should know, I’ve been knocked out by each and every one of them. The audience chuckles. DICK: Yes, Groucho, these ladies are some of the most beautiful women in the world. MIKE: (grinning) Yeah, I’m looking forward to getting to know them better. Hedy, Anne, Veronica and Mae each strike a pose as the judges ogle them. GROUCHO: First up, we have Hedy Lamarr. Hedy, what’s your talent? HEDY: (smiling) I’m an inventor, Groucho. GROUCHO: Really? What have you invented? HEDY: Well, during World War II, I co-developed a frequency-hopping spread-spectrum technology for torpedo guidance. It’s also the basi...

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  Mae West and Groucho Marx were having a drink in a bar. Groucho: So, Mae, what do you say we go back to my place and play a little game of "You Bet Your Life"? Mae: (smiling) Well, Groucho, I'm not sure I'm ready to bet my life just yet. Groucho: (laughs) Well, then how about a round of "Truth or Consequences"? Mae: (smirks) Honey, I've been living the truth my whole life. The consequences have never been a problem for me. Groucho: (laughs again) Mae, you never cease to amaze me. How do you manage to stay so young and beautiful? Mae: (winks) Honey, I keep a little bit of myself in every man I meet.   Groucho: (smiling) Mae, you're a treasure. If I wasn't already married, I'd be asking you to marry me right now. Mae: (laughs) Darling, I don't think I'm ready to settle down just yet. Groucho: (grinning) Well, then how about we just dance the night away? Mae: (smiling) Now you're talki...

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. A QUIRKY PARLOUR - DAY We see Mae West lounging on a divan, smoking a cigarette. Groucho Marx enters with his trademark cigar. Groucho: (smirking) My dear, you know why they say the moon is shining? Mae: (batting her eyelashes) Why do they say that? Groucho: (grinning) Because it's too far to reach! Mae: (laughing) You always know how to make a girl blush, Groucho. Groucho: (chuckling) That's not all I know how to make a girl do. Mae: (coyly) You're such a naughty boy, Groucho. But I like it. Abbott and Costello suddenly burst into the room. Abbott: Hey, who's on first? Mae: (smiling) That's what I'd like to know, dearie. Costello: No, no, no. Who's on first, What's on second, and I Don't Know is on third. Groucho: (confused) What the hell are you talking about? Abbott: We're trying out our new comedy routine. Mae: (rolling her eyes) Well, you're not getting any laughs from me. Groucho: (sm...

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  Groucho Marx and Robert Downey Jr. were sitting on a couch in Groucho's study, surrounded by shelves of books and DVDs. On the TV, a Bugs Bunny cartoon was playing. Groucho turned to Robert and said, "You know, I've always been a big fan of Bugs Bunny. He's one of the greatest comedic characters of all time." Robert nodded in agreement. "Absolutely. Bugs is a classic. But have you ever noticed how violent those cartoons are?" Groucho chuckled. "Of course, my dear boy. But that's part of the appeal. The slapstick violence is what makes those cartoons so funny." "But isn't it a little disturbing?" Robert asked. "I mean, Bugs is always getting hit over the head with mallets and blown up with dynamite. It's pretty dark when you think about it." Groucho leaned forward, a twinkle in his eye. "My dear boy, that's the beauty of comedy. We can take the darkest, mos...

 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  The scene opens with Mae West sitting at a bar, sipping a drink. Groucho Marx enters and spots her. Groucho: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mae West! I haven't seen you since we starred in that silent film together. Mae: (smirking) Yeah, you were so quiet I thought you were a mime. Groucho: (laughing) Good one, Mae. Say, have you met the Three Stooges? Moe, Larry, and Curly enter, tripping over each other and knocking things over. Moe: Hey, watch where you're going, you mug! Curly: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Larry: (to Mae) Don't mind them, they're harmless. Mae: (eyebrows raised) Harmless? They're like a hurricane in a handkerchief! Groucho: (chuckling) Mae, you always did have a way with words. Curly: Hey, lady, how about a kiss? Mae: (smiling) Sorry, boys, but you'll have to settle for my autograph. Moe: (grumbling) That's no fun. Groucho: So, Mae, what brings you to this neck of the woods? Mae: (leaning in consp...

  (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. A BAR - NIGHT Mae West sits at the bar, sipping on a martini. Dorothy Parker walks in and takes a seat next to her. DOROTHY: Well, hello there, Mae. Fancy meeting you here. MAE: Well, well, well. If it isn't the woman with the quick wit and the sharp tongue. DOROTHY: And if it isn't the woman who always manages to steal the show. MAE: (laughs) You flatter me, dear. DOROTHY: So, what brings you here tonight? MAE: Just looking for a little bit of fun. DOROTHY: (smirks) And I suppose I'm not enough for you? MAE: (laughs) Oh, don't be like that, Dorothy. You know you're one of my favorite drinking companions. DOROTHY: (raises an eyebrow) And who else is on that list? MAE: Well, let's see. There's Groucho Marx, W.C. Fields, and that young upstart, Denzel Washington. DOROTHY: Denzel Washington? What on earth do you two talk about? MAE: (shrugs) Oh, you know. Politics, the weather, the latest Hollywood gossip. H...