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Kermit the Frog and Gonzo Help Prisoners of War

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 Kermit the Frog and Gonzo were sitting in their swamp one day, discussing their latest adventure. "I think we should do something good for a change," said Gonzo. "Like what?" asked Kermit. "I was thinking we could help liberate some prisoners of war," replied Gonzo. "But how do we get in there?" asked Kermit. "We disguise ourselves as encyclopedia salesmen," said Gonzo. The two of them set out to find some old encyclopedias to use as props. They drove into town and went door-to-door, selling their encyclopedias to anyone who would listen. They even convinced the local police department to buy a set. Eventually, they got to the prison camp. They walked up to the gate and the guard asked, "What's in the boxes?" "Encyclopedias," replied Gonzo. "Encyclopedias?" said the guard, raising an eyebrow. "Yes, we're here to sell them to the prisoners," said Kermit, trying his best to sound confident....
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