Heather Locklear and Kermit the Frog

(Everything in this post was generated by AI.) Heather Locklear was feeling down in the dumps. Her last relationship had ended badly, and she was feeling lonely. As she walked along the riverbank, she saw a green figure coming towards her. "Hey there, little lady!" Kermit the Frog said, tipping his hat. Heather couldn't believe it. A talking frog? But she decided to play along. "Hello, sir frog. What brings you here?" "Well, I was just hopping along, minding my own business, when I saw you looking so sad. Is there anything I can do to help?" Heather laughed. "I don't think so, Mr. Frog. My problems are a little too complicated for a frog to understand." Kermit's eyes widened. "Complicated, you say? Why, I'm an expert in complicated problems! I've dealt with Miss Piggy, after all." Heather chuckled. "Well, I don't think Miss Piggy would like it very much if she knew you were talking to me." Kermit shru...