Fox Mulder Standup Comedy Routine

(Everythin in this post was generated by AI.) INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT Fox Mulder walks on stage and approaches the microphone, looking serious. MULDER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Fox Mulder, and I'm here to tell you the truth... about my life. The audience chuckles. MULDER: You know, people always ask me why I became an FBI agent. Was it because of my patriotic duty? Or my desire to serve and protect my fellow citizens? No, it was because I heard they had the best alien technology. The audience laughs. MULDER: And let me tell you, the FBI does not disappoint in that department. They have everything from mind-reading devices to time travel machines. The only thing they don't have is a decent budget for office supplies. The audience laughs louder. MULDER: But I don't just investigate aliens and paranormal phenomena. I also have a keen eye for fashion. In fact, I've been wearing the same suit for over a decade. It's called "timeless classic,...