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Celebrity Beauty Pageant Take 2

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  Groucho Marx, Dick Cavett and Mike Tyson were seated at the judges' table, looking on as Mae, Veronica, Hedy and Anne strutted their stuff on stage. Mae sashayed confidently in her red sequin gown, twirling her boa as she winked at the judges. Veronica followed, looking sultry in a black cocktail dress and her signature peek-a-boo hairstyle. Hedy glided gracefully in a stunning white gown, her dark hair swept up in an elegant bun. Finally, Anne took the stage in a daring pink jumpsuit, her blonde hair styled in loose waves. The judges watched in awe as the four beauties performed their talents, which included singing, dancing, and even a bit of swordplay from Hedy. As the pageant came to a close, Groucho turned to his fellow judges with a smirk. "Well, gentlemen, I think we can all agree that these ladies are truly the cream of the crop." Dick nodded in agreement, while Mike, a bit confused by the whole thing, simply grunte...
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Celebrity Beauty Pageant

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)  INT. BEAUTY PAGEANT STAGE - DAY Mae West, Veronica Lake, Hedy Lamarr and Anne Francis are on stage in their swimsuits, all vying for the title of Miss Glamour. Groucho Marx, Dick Cavett and Mike Tyson are sitting at a table as judges. GROUCHO: Welcome to the Miss Glamour pageant. Our lovely contestants today are a real knockout. And I should know, I’ve been knocked out by each and every one of them. The audience chuckles. DICK: Yes, Groucho, these ladies are some of the most beautiful women in the world. MIKE: (grinning) Yeah, I’m looking forward to getting to know them better. Hedy, Anne, Veronica and Mae each strike a pose as the judges ogle them. GROUCHO: First up, we have Hedy Lamarr. Hedy, what’s your talent? HEDY: (smiling) I’m an inventor, Groucho. GROUCHO: Really? What have you invented? HEDY: Well, during World War II, I co-developed a frequency-hopping spread-spectrum technology for torpedo guidance. It’s also the basi...
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