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Mae West and Dorothy Parker Take 2

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) Mae West walked into the Algonquin Hotel's famed Round Table, dressed in her finest gown and dripping with diamonds. She scanned the room and saw a group of people gathered in conversation, including a woman with short, dark hair and sharp wit. "Who's the dame with the smart mouth?" Mae asked a waiter. "That's Miss Dorothy Parker," the waiter replied. Mae sauntered over to the table and introduced herself. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the infamous Miss Parker. I've heard a lot about you." Dorothy raised an eyebrow. "And what, pray tell, have you heard?" "That you're a writer, a wit, and a woman who knows what she wants," Mae said with a sly grin. Dorothy chuckled. "And what do you want, Miss West?" Mae leaned in closer. "I want you, darling." Dorothy felt her cheeks flush. She had never met a woman quite like Mae before, with her boldness and c...

Mae West and Dorothy Parker

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  (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) INT. A BAR - NIGHT Mae West sits at the bar, sipping on a martini. Dorothy Parker walks in and takes a seat next to her. DOROTHY: Well, hello there, Mae. Fancy meeting you here. MAE: Well, well, well. If it isn't the woman with the quick wit and the sharp tongue. DOROTHY: And if it isn't the woman who always manages to steal the show. MAE: (laughs) You flatter me, dear. DOROTHY: So, what brings you here tonight? MAE: Just looking for a little bit of fun. DOROTHY: (smirks) And I suppose I'm not enough for you? MAE: (laughs) Oh, don't be like that, Dorothy. You know you're one of my favorite drinking companions. DOROTHY: (raises an eyebrow) And who else is on that list? MAE: Well, let's see. There's Groucho Marx, W.C. Fields, and that young upstart, Denzel Washington. DOROTHY: Denzel Washington? What on earth do you two talk about? MAE: (shrugs) Oh, you know. Politics, the weather, the latest Hollywood gossip. H...

Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker Fight a Ninja

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 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.) It was a warm summer evening in Paris, and Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker were enjoying a few glasses of absinthe in a cozy little cafĂ©. They were chatting about literature and their favorite authors when suddenly, they heard a commotion outside. Looking out the window, they saw a masked ninja in a black suit and carrying a katana sword. The ninja had a menacing look and was walking towards them with intent. Oscar and Dorothy quickly realized that this was no ordinary ninja, and something was amiss. As the ninja approached their table, he pulled off his mask to reveal his true identity – it was none other than their old friend Gore Vidal! Both Oscar and Dorothy were stunned, as they had not seen Gore in many years. Gore, however, was not there to catch up on old times. He was on a mission to assassinate the two great writers. Oscar and Dorothy knew they had to act quickly to defend themselves. Oscar quickly reached for his cane, which...

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