Hulk Hogan Rescues Carole Lombard


 (Everything in this post was generated by AI.)

 It was a bright, sunny day in Hollywood, and Hulk Hogan was feeling good. He had just won his latest wrestling match, and he was looking forward to some well-deserved downtime. But little did he know that trouble was brewing.


As he was walking down the street, he heard a scream coming from a nearby alleyway. He rushed over to investigate and found the beautiful Carole Lombard being held captive by an evil space wizard. The wizard was dressed in a glittering silver jumpsuit and had a shock of spiky, blonde hair.


"Unhand her, you fiend!" Hulk shouted.


The wizard turned to him with a smirk. "And who might you be, muscle man?" he said. "Do you think you can defeat me?"

Hulk was undeterred. He charged at the wizard, but the wizard was too quick for him. He dodged Hulk's attacks with ease, and soon the two were engaged in a fierce battle.


Meanwhile, Carole Lombard watched in horror. She knew that if the wizard defeated Hulk, he would have no qualms about killing her. She needed to do something.


Thinking quickly, Carole slipped out of her bonds and grabbed a nearby trash can lid. She charged at the wizard and hit him over the head with the lid, stunning him long enough for Hulk to land the finishing blow.


With the wizard defeated, Carole and Hulk breathed a sigh of relief. But as they turned to leave, the wizard's body began to dissolve, revealing that he was a clone of David Bowie all along.


"David Bowie? I should have known!" Hulk exclaimed.


Carole shook her head in disbelief. "I don't understand what's going on," she said.


Hulk explained that David Bowie had been experimenting with cloning technology, and that the evil space wizard they had just defeated was one of his clones gone rogue.


As they walked away, Hulk put his arm around Carole. "Don't worry," he said. "I'll keep you safe from all the space wizards and David Bowies out there."


Carole smiled, feeling grateful for Hulk's protection. Little did she know, the adventures were only just beginning.

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