Mae West and Janis Joplin Fight Robot Assassins

 

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 Mae West and Janis Joplin were enjoying a quiet evening at home when they heard a strange noise outside. They both looked out the window to see a group of robot assassins approaching their house.

Mae West sprang into action, grabbing her trusty revolver from the drawer and turning to Janis. "Come on, honey," she said. "We've got some robot butt to kick."

Janis, never one to back down from a challenge, grabbed a guitar and followed Mae outside. The robot assassins were armed with laser guns and seemed intent on taking out the two women.

Mae and Janis took cover behind a nearby car and began firing back. Mae's aim was true, taking out several robots with her revolver. Janis, meanwhile, used her guitar as a weapon, smashing robots left and right.

But there were too many robots, and they were closing in. Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, a group of aliens arrived, armed with advanced weaponry. They had been tracking the robot assassins and had arrived just in time to help.

With the aliens' help, Mae and Janis were able to defeat the robot assassins and save the day. Mae turned to Janis and smiled. "Looks like we make a pretty good team, honey."

Janis grinned back. "You know it, Mae. Who says old broads can't kick butt?"