Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker Fight a Ninja

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It was a warm summer evening in Paris, and Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker were enjoying a few glasses of absinthe in a cozy little café. They were chatting about literature and their favorite authors when suddenly, they heard a commotion outside.

Looking out the window, they saw a masked ninja in a black suit and carrying a katana sword. The ninja had a menacing look and was walking towards them with intent. Oscar and Dorothy quickly realized that this was no ordinary ninja, and something was amiss.

As the ninja approached their table, he pulled off his mask to reveal his true identity – it was none other than their old friend Gore Vidal! Both Oscar and Dorothy were stunned, as they had not seen Gore in many years.

Gore, however, was not there to catch up on old times. He was on a mission to assassinate the two great writers. Oscar and Dorothy knew they had to act quickly to defend themselves.

Oscar quickly reached for his cane, which had a hidden blade, and Dorothy grabbed a nearby wine bottle, ready to use it as a weapon. The ninja, however, was not deterred and lunged at them with his sword.

The three engaged in a fierce fight, with Oscar and Dorothy managing to hold their own against the skilled ninja. The ninja was fast and agile, but they managed to outwit him with their intelligence and wit.

After a few minutes, they finally managed to disarm the ninja and unmask him, revealing Gore Vidal's true identity. Gore was embarrassed and apologized for his behavior, saying that he was going through a rough patch and had taken on a dare to pose as a ninja.

Oscar and Dorothy forgave him and even invited him to join them for a drink. They spent the rest of the evening laughing and reminiscing about old times, and vowing to always stick together, no matter what challenges they faced in the future.