Barnabas Collins Meets Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark


(Everything in this post was generated by AI.)

 INT. COLLINWOOD MANSION - NIGHT

Barnabas Collins, dressed in his traditional attire, walks down the stairs and sees a woman in a revealing black dress with voluminous hair sitting in the living room.

BARNABAS COLLINS
Who are you? And what are you doing here?

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(seductively)
The name's Elvira. And I'm just here for a little bit of fun.

BARNABAS COLLINS
(firmly)
I'm sorry, but this is my family's estate. I cannot allow you to stay here uninvited.

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(mocking)
Oh, Barnabas, you're such a stick in the mud. Can't you just loosen up and have a little fun?

BARNABAS COLLINS
(angrily)
I will not have you disrespecting my family's home.

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(smiling)
Oh, Barnabas, you're so cute when you're angry. Maybe I can help you loosen up.

Suddenly, Elvira pulls out a bottle of red liquid.

BARNABAS COLLINS
What is that?

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(nonchalantly)
Just a little something I picked up on my travels. It's called...bloody Mary.

BARNABAS COLLINS
(suspiciously)
I don't think I want to partake in that.

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(seductively)
Oh, come on. Live a little.

Barnabas hesitates for a moment, but eventually takes a sip of the drink. As soon as he does, he doubles over in pain.

BARNABAS COLLINS
(agony)
What have you done to me?

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(cackling)
Just a little something to help you loosen up.

Barnabas collapses to the ground, and Elvira saunters out of the room, still laughing maniacally.

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