Scooby Doo Standup Comedy Routine

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 INT. COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT

The audience is roaring with laughter as Scooby Doo takes the stage.

SCOOBY DOO: (in his trademark voice) Hey, everybody, it's great to be here tonight! You know, sometimes people ask me, "Scooby, how do you stay so slim and trim?" And I tell them, "It's easy, folks. I always run from the monsters!"

The audience laughs and cheers.

SCOOBY DOO: You know, I've been solving mysteries for a long time now, and I've learned a few things. Like, never trust a man in a mask, especially if he's carrying a net. And if a door is locked, you should always try the knob first.

The crowd erupts with laughter.

SCOOBY DOO: And don't even get me started on my appetite. I eat like a horse. Or should I say, I eat like a Great Dane! (chuckles) But seriously, folks, I'm just glad I'm not allergic to Scooby Snacks.

The audience chuckles.

SCOOBY DOO: You know, solving mysteries can be dangerous work. But there's nothing like the thrill of unmasking a criminal. It's almost as exciting as when I catch my tail!

The audience laughs.

SCOOBY DOO: But hey, enough about me. How about that Mystery Machine, huh? Talk about a classic! That van has taken us on some wild rides. And Velma's maps have led us into some pretty strange places.

The audience chuckles.

SCOOBY DOO: (wrapping up) Well, that's all the time I have for tonight, folks. Thanks for coming out and remember, if you ever see a monster, just give me a call. I'll be there in a jiffy! Goodnight, everybody!

The audience stands and applauds as Scooby takes his final bow.