Sullivan's Travels And The Dirty Dozen Crossover

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INT. PRISON CELL - DAY

We open on a crowded prison cell, filled with a motley crew of inmates. Among them is John Sullivan, a Hollywood director who has been sentenced to jail time for his involvement in a car accident. He looks out of place among the hardened criminals, dressed in a suit and tie, and clutching a copy of "Gulliver's Travels" under his arm.

Suddenly, the cell door opens and in walks Lee Marvin, playing the gruff Major John Reisman from "The Dirty Dozen". Sullivan recognizes him immediately.

SULLIVAN: (surprised) Major Reisman? What are you doing here?

REISMAN: (gruffly) Same thing you are, I imagine. Got caught doing something I shouldn't have.

Sullivan nods, looking down at his book.

SULLIVAN: (sadly) I was trying to find something real, something that mattered.

REISMAN: (impressed) That's a noble pursuit, son. But sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty.

Just then, the cell door opens again, and in walks the entire cast of "Scooby Doo", followed closely by their trusty Mystery Machine.

SCOOBY: (excitedly) Ruh-roh, guys! We've got another mystery to solve!

VELMA: (analyzing the situation) It appears that one of these inmates is not who they seem.

SHAGGY: (nervously) Like, zoinks, Velma! This place gives me the heebie jeebies!

FRED: (confidently) Don't worry, gang. We'll get to the bottom of this.

As they begin to investigate the cell, Barnabas Collins suddenly appears, materializing out of thin air.

BARNABAS: (mysteriously) I sense that there is evil at work here.

DAPHNE: (curiously) Who are you?

BARNABAS: (introducing himself) I am Barnabas Collins. A vampire.

The gang gasps in surprise.

SHAGGY: (terrified) Zoinks! A vampire!

VELMA: (reassuringly) Don't worry, gang. He's not real. He's just a character from a TV show.

BARNABAS: (offended) How dare you!

Suddenly, the cell door bursts open and a group of guards rush in.

GUARD: (shouting) What's going on in here?

FRED: (confidently) We've solved the mystery, officer. The real criminal is...

Before he can finish, the lights in the cell flicker and everything goes dark. When the lights come back on, Barnabas Collins has vanished.

The gang looks around in confusion.

DAPHNE: (disappointed) Aw, man. We never get to catch any real monsters.

SULLIVAN: (amused) Well, I guess there are some things that even the Mystery Machine can't solve.

As the group begins to exit the cell, Sullivan pauses and looks back at Reisman.

SULLIVAN: (grinning) You know, Major, I think I've got an idea for my next movie.

REISMAN: (curiously) Oh yeah? What's that?

SULLIVAN: (smiling) How about a film about a group of inmates who have to band together to pull off a daring heist?

Reisman nods thoughtfully.

REISMAN: (impressed) That just might work.

The gang exits the cell, leaving Reisman and Sullivan alone.

REISMAN: (gruffly) You know, kid, you're all right. Maybe you're not so