Hogan's Heroes And Inglorious Basterds Crossover


 The scene opens with Colonel Hogan and his team in their barracks, discussing their latest plan to sabotage the Germans. Suddenly, the door bursts open and Lieutenant Aldo Raine and his squad of Basterds enter the room.

ALDO RAINE: "Howdy y'all, I'm Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and these here are my Basterds."

COLONEL HOGAN: "I'm Colonel Hogan, and these are my men. What brings you here?"

ALDO RAINE: "Well, Colonel, we heard you've got quite the operation going on here, and we wanted to see if we could lend a hand."

COLONEL HOGAN: "I appreciate the offer, but we've got things under control. Besides, we don't want to risk any unnecessary attention."

ALDO RAINE: "I understand, but we've got a score to settle with the Germans too. And I don't think we'll be causing any more attention than you already are."

The two groups eye each other warily, but before any more words can be exchanged, the door bursts open once again and in comes Colonel Klink.

COLONEL KLINK: "What is the meaning of this? Who are these men?"

COLONEL HOGAN: "Just some visitors, Colonel. We were just getting to know each other."

COLONEL KLINK: "Well, I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. And I demand to know what is going on here."

ALDO RAINE: "Well, Colonel Klink, let's just say we've got some unfinished business with your Nazi pals. And we'll be taking care of it, with or without your permission."

As tensions rise, Sergeant Schultz enters the room with a tray of strudel, completely unaware of the situation.

SGT. SCHULTZ: "Gentlemen, would you like some strudel? It's fresh from the oven."

The room falls silent as everyone looks at Schultz, who slowly backs out of the room, realizing he's interrupted something serious.

The scene ends with Hogan and Raine shaking hands, their respective teams standing behind them, ready to take on the Germans together.

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