Jason Voorhees On An Episode Of Newhart

 As the camera pans across the Vermont landscape, we see Bob Newhart walking towards the Stratford Inn with a fishing rod and a bucket full of trout. As he approaches the entrance, a masked figure appears out of nowhere and startles him.

Bob: Oh my goodness, you scared me! Who are you?

Masked Figure: Jason Voorhees. I need a room for the night.

Bob: Of course, we have plenty of rooms available. Just sign in here please.

Jason signs his name on the registry, which causes Bob to recoil in horror.

Bob: J-J-Jason Voorhees? As in Camp Crystal Lake?

Jason nods, and Bob tries to maintain his composure.

Bob: Well, uh, welcome to the Stratford Inn. I'll show you to your room.

As they walk down the hallway, Bob starts to get nervous.

Bob: You know, I couldn't help but notice that you're carrying a machete. Is that for fishing?

Jason just grunts in response, and Bob tries to lighten the mood.

Bob: (nervously) Ha ha, I'm just kidding. I'm sure you have your reasons for carrying it. Maybe you're a lumberjack or something.

They arrive at the room, and Bob nervously hands Jason the key.

Bob: Here you go, sir. Enjoy your stay, and please don't hesitate to call the front desk if you need anything.

Jason just grunts again and enters the room. Bob takes a deep breath and heads back to the front desk.

Bob: (to himself) I think I need to talk to George about tightening up our background check process.

Just then, Dick Loudon walks in and notices Bob's distressed expression.

Dick: Bob, what's wrong?

Bob: (whispering) It's Jason Voorhees, from Camp Crystal Lake. He's staying here tonight.

Dick: (sarcastically) Great. Just what we need. I'll get Larry and Darryl to keep an eye on him.

As they walk towards the back room, a shadowy figure appears behind them, wielding a machete.

Jason: (whispering) They won't see me coming.

The screen fades to black as we hear Bob and Dick scream in terror.