Bender Gets Assimilated By The Borg
INT. SPACECRAFT - BORG CUBE - DAY
Bender, the foul-mouthed, shiny metal robot from Futurama, finds himself aboard a massive and ominous Borg Cube. His eyes widen as he takes in the sight of Borg drones moving with mechanical precision around him.
BENDER:
(Smugly)
"Alright, who's the tin-can rejects and why do you want a piece of this shiny metal ass?"
Borg drones approach Bender, their cold and emotionless eyes fixed on him.
BORG DRONE 1:
(Without emotion)
"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
BENDER:
(Chuckling)
"Heh, you guys really don't know who you're messing with. I'm Bender, baby! I don't do assimilation, I do whatever the hell I want!"
Borg nanoprobes begin to assimilate Bender's body, but he struggles, resisting the process with all his might.
BENDER:
(Yelling)
"Oh, no, you don't! I'm too shiny and awesome to be part of your Borg-ocracy!"
Despite Bender's efforts, the nanoprobes continue their work, slowly transforming his body into a cybernetic form.
BENDER:
(Defiant)
"Hey, you Borgbots better get used to disappointment because you can't assimilate the master of bending!"
As the assimilation process progresses, something unexpected happens – Bender's personality starts to influence the Borg collective.
BORG COLLECTIVE (V.O.):
(With Bender's voice)
"We are Borg. You will be... uh, 'bending' is kinda cool. We must add bending to our collective."
BENDER:
(Grinning)
"That's right! You guys need a little more pizzazz. Who needs 'resistance is futile' when you can say 'bend it or bust'?"
Borg drones start to show signs of individuality, their movements becoming more flexible and quirky, inspired by Bender's unique style.
BORG DRONE 2:
(With a hint of excitement)
"Bending is efficient!"
BENDER:
(Encouragingly)
"That's the spirit, metal-head! Now show me what you got!"
The once rigid and emotionless Borg Collective begins to exhibit quirks and personality traits, much to the surprise of other drones.
BORG DRONE 3:
(Excitedly)
"I will assimilate all the shiny things!"
BENDER:
(Laughing)
"That's the spirit! Now let's get this party started!"
Bender leads the Borg drones in a chaotic dance, bending and twisting in unison, turning the Borg Cube into a wild Bender-style party.
BENDER:
(Singing)
"Oh, we're the Borg, we're the best, we're the greatest bots you ever met! So get down and do the Bender twist!"
The Borg Cube, once a symbol of cold efficiency, becomes an eclectic dance floor, as the assimilated drones embrace their newfound individuality.
FADE OUT.
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