Big Bang Theory Darkest Timeline

 The girls sat on the floor of Penny's apartment, their sixth bottle of wine open between them. They had been laughing and chatting all evening, but as the alcohol began to take effect, their mood started to shift.

"Amy's such a loser," Penny slurred, kicking a pillow across the room. "She doesn't deserve any of it."

Bernadette nodded in agreement, taking a swig from the bottle. "I mean, look at us," she continued. "We're beautiful, successful women, and what does she have? That stupid bowtie-wearing nerd."

The girls fell silent for a moment, staring into their wineglasses. "We should teach her a lesson," Penny murmured.

Bernadette's eyes lit up. "You mean like... beat her up?"

Penny smirked. "Or better yet," she purred, "we could kill her."

They both burst out laughing hysterically, spitting out wine as they cackled. "Yeah," Bernadette managed between gasps. "Let's go kick that slutty nerd's ass!"

They grabbed a couple of baseball bats from Penny's closet and stumbled out the door, laughing maniacally. As they reached Amy's apartment, they began to hammer on the door, shouting obscenities.

Amy opened the door, looking confused and slightly alarmed. "Penny?" she asked hesitantly.

Before she could say anything else, Penny swung the bat as hard as she could, knocking Amy to the ground with a sickening thud. Bernadette followed suit, raining down blow after blow until there was nothing left but a bloody, lifeless heap on the floor.

They stood over Amy's body for a moment, catching their breath. Suddenly, Penny lunged forward, pressing her lips against Bernadette's in a passionate kiss. As they pulled apart, their eyes locked onto each other's.

"We did it," Penny breathed out. "We finally got rid of her."

Bernadette grinned evilly. "Now it's just you and me," she purred.

They wrapped their arms around each other, leaning in for another kiss as they stood over Amy's corpse. Their laughter echoed through the apartment as they finally let go of all their pent-up aggression and enjoyed the sweet taste of revenge.