Frasier In The Style Of Kill Bill

 INT. CAFE NERVOSA - DAY

Frasier Crane sits at a corner booth, sipping his latte with an air of sophistication. Suddenly, Bebe Glazer, dressed in a vibrant yellow jumpsuit, bursts through the cafe doors. She carries a katana sword strapped to her back.

BEBE: (smirking) Well, well, well, if it isn't Frasier Crane, the famed radio psychiatrist.

Frasier's eyes widen with surprise, but he maintains his composed demeanor.

FRASIER: Bebe, what on earth are you doing here with a sword? Has your career as an agent taken a violent turn?

BEBE: (laughs) Oh, Frasier, you always were a sharp one. Let's just say I've found a new calling, and it involves settling some unfinished business.

Frasier's curiosity piques, and he leans in closer.

FRASIER: Unfinished business? Pray, enlighten me.

BEBE: (slyly) Remember all those times you turned down my brilliant proposals, my ingenious ideas? Well, Frasier, I'm here to make you pay for your sins.

Frasier chuckles nervously, but his eyes betray a hint of apprehension.

FRASIER: Bebe, surely we can find a more civilized way to settle our differences. Violence is hardly the answer.

BEBE: (brandishing her sword) Violence, Frasier? Oh no, this is justice. This is the code of the vengeful agent.

Frasier's eyes dart around the cafe, searching for an escape route. He spots Roz, clutching a samurai sword, standing by the espresso machine.

FRASIER: (whispering to Roz) Roz, what on earth is going on?

ROZ: (grinning) Frasier, it's a long story. Let's just say I've embraced my inner warrior, and I'm ready to join the battle.

Frasier takes a deep breath and braces himself for the confrontation.

FRASIER: Very well, Bebe. If it's a battle you seek, then a battle you shall have. But let it be known that I will not go down without a fight!

The tension in the cafe reaches its peak as Frasier, Bebe, and Roz prepare for an epic showdown, swords at the ready.

FADE OUT.