Mork Probes Mindy

 

As Mork settled onto the couch beside Mindy, he leaned in close, his eyes twinkling with curiosity. "Mindy, I must learn more about Earth customs," he began, tracing a finger along the armrest. "Tell me, what is this... ahh, what do they call it on your planet?"

Mindy followed his finger, confused by his question. "Uh, an armrest?" she replied.

Mork shook his head, chuckling softly. "No, no," he corrected himself. "I mean this... probe." He pulled out a small device from his tunic and held it up for her inspection. "Does it not exist on your planet?"

Mindy blinked in surprise. "Uh, no, Mork, that's not really a thing," she explained. "At least, not in that way."

Undeterred, Mork turned back to Mindy, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. "Ahh, but it is on my planet," he declared. "And I must perform an anal probe to gain more knowledge about your planet and its inhabitants." He moved closer still, hovering over her with the device in hand.

Mindy let out a nervous giggle. "Mork, you're joking, right?" she asked, trying not to sound too alarmed.

But Mork only shook his head, his eyes bright with excitement. "No, no," he insisted. "It is important for our studies." Before she could react further, he leaned forward and pressed the probe against her backside.

There was a faint hum as the device powered up, and Mindy let out a yelp of surprise. "Mork! Stop that!" she cried out, laughing nervously. "That's not funny!"

But Mork was oblivious to her protests, his focus locked on the data scrolling across the screen of his device. "Interesting," he murmured thoughtfully. "Fascinating." He continued to probe for several more moments before finally releasing his grip on the device.

Mindy let out a relieved sigh as she turned around to face him. "Alright, Mork," she said with a shaky laugh. "You got me that time."

But instead of looking chastised, Mork grinned proudly. "Excellent," he declared. "Now we have acquired more data about Earth customs." He tucked the device back into his tunic and gave Mindy a reassuring pat on the shoulder. "Thank you for your assistance, Mindy."