Scrubs: Turk Gets Elliot Messy

 As the camera pans across the bustling hallways of Sacred Heart Hospital, Carla and Turk are seen in a secluded area behind some medical supply storage, engaged in a moment of intimacy. The scene is intimate yet loving, with Turk leaning back against the wall and Carla on her knees in front of him.

Suddenly, the door creaks open, and Elliot steps inside, startled by the sound of a locker door slamming shut. She looks around, confused and surprised, as she takes in the unexpected sight before her.

Elliot: (Startled) Guys? What are you doing in here? I just came to grab some more supplies for the clinic.

Before Carla can even react to Elliot's unexpected intrusion, Turk tenses up and a moment later, Carla's head snaps back and she lets out a surprised gasp as Turk releases a stream of cum that squirts all over Elliot, catching her completely off guard.

Elliot: (Shocked and Covered in Cum) Oh my god! What just happened? I just got covered in cum!

Carla quickly jumps up to her feet, flustered and embarrassed as she tries to explain the situation to Elliot.

Carla: (Apologetic) Oh, Elliot, I'm so sorry! I didn't hear you come in. Turk and I were just... well, you know. And Turk just... well, you know what he did. It was an accident!

JD suddenly appears from around the corner, having heard the commotion from down the hallway. He walks over to see Elliot standing there drenched in cum, and he can't help but react instinctively.

JD: (Turned On) Whoa, Elliot! You look like you've just been through a wild ride or something! That's one way to make a grand entrance, I guess!

Without missing a beat, JD drops to his knees and starts licking the cum off Elliot's scrub top, completely unfazed by the awkward situation unfolding before him.

Elliot: (Ashamed and Disgusted) JD! Don't you think that's a bit too much? I mean, come on! This isn't exactly the right place or time for that kind of thing!

Carla: (Flustered and Embarrassed) JD! Stop it right now! This isn't appropriate at all! We can't act like this here at Sacred Heart Hospital!

JD: (Unrepentant) Why not? It's not like we're the only ones who have sex or enjoy each other's bodies. We all have needs, right? And besides, I thought you liked it rough!

Carla rolls her eyes at JD's comment but can't deny that there might be a grain of truth to what he's saying. She turns to Turk, who looks equally as embarrassed and uncomfortable about the whole situation as everyone else does.

Carla: (Exasperated) Turk, you need to learn some self-control here. This isn't a race to see who can cum the fastest or the most explosively! And Elliot, you need to be more careful about where you decide to walk into in the future! And JD, you need to understand that not everything is about sex or cum! We are medical professionals here at Sacred Heart Hospital, and we need to act like it at all times—regardless of whether or not there happens to be someone around who might end up getting accidentally covered in it!

With that, Carla picks up her things and storms off down the hallway, leaving JD and Elliot behind to deal with the awkward aftermath of the situation they've just experienced. Elliot quickly wipes herself off as best as she can while JD continues to lick up every last drop of cum that he possibly can before finally standing up and following after Carla.