The Simpsons Darkest Timeline

 The Simpsons' neighborhood was quiet as usual, with the exception of Ned Flanders' manic laughter echoing through the streets. He had just finished reading the Bible and felt a sense of euphoria wash over him. As he strolled down the sidewalk, he noticed Homer Simpson struggling to carry a heavy object.

"Homer, let me help you with that!" Ned exclaimed, rushing to assist his neighbor. Little did Homer know, this would be the last time he'd ever need help.

Ned took the brick from Homer's hands and without hesitation, smashed it over his head. Blood and gore splattered everywhere as Homer collapsed to the ground, lifeless. Ned stood over the body, a satisfied smile on his face.

"At last," he murmured, "the true meaning of the Lord's work has been revealed to me."

Meanwhile, Marge Simpson was inside their home, oblivious to the chaos unfolding outside. She heard a knock on the door and assumed it was one of her kids playing a prank. When she opened the door, however, she was met with Ned's twisted grin.

"Marge," he said, his voice trembling with excitement. "I have something important to tell you."

Before she could react, Ned pushed his way into the house and locked the door behind him. He grabbed Marge by the shoulders and looked deep into her eyes.

"Homer is dead," he whispered hoarsely. "And now, I claim you as my wife."

Marge tried to push him away, but it was no use. Ned was too strong for her. He dragged her towards his bedroom, his grip tightening around her wrists. As they disappeared into the room, the sound of their moans and groans filled the air, signaling the beginning of a dark and twisted new chapter in The Simpsons' universe.